Thursday, April 27, 2006

but when we leave this year we won't be coming back

I graduate tomorrow!
Woohoo!

"But wait..." you may be asking yourself, "didn't Holly graduate a year ago?"

Finally, after a year of badgering my University, with my calls and e-mails going unanswered, I got through to them.

Granted, I should have gone there in person sometime when I was back in MN and really figured out what the problem was. But I guess I thought that they were just being slow sending my diploma, sometimes my hopeless optimism is really un-helpful.

Turns out, my advisor forgot to substitute a class that I took in Fall 2002 for one of my electives. I remember her saying then, oh we have plenty of time to so that, we won't worry about it now. You'd think it wouldn't take 4 years to do it... but maybe I am underestimating the difficulty of filling out a piece of paper.

Anyway- its all figured out now. When I finally got someone on the phone it took 5 minutes. If only they would have answered the phone a year ago...
Now my diploma will say that I graduated April, 2006 instead of May 2005.

Doesn't really matter. But it is the principle of it all.
Well, this last year of classes was definitely the easiest I have ever had. ;)

Anyway- Mabrouk to me. Finally.

Monday, April 24, 2006

Lately it seems that every week I am left speechless by some heinous act of violence or tragedy. This week again, its with Egypt. What is going on with people? What are you trying to prove with something like this?
Also in pictures.
I am sure if you have been there, you will recognize these hot spots.

Evil.

My condolences to all those affected by this incomprehensible event and all the others just like it that occur all too often around the world.

Sunday, April 23, 2006

We may lose and we may win, but we will never be here again.

What a weekend!

Saturday we got a call from Peep- urging us on an adventure. A rugged trek to the mountains seemed like the perfect way to christen our new Wrangler- so off we went. Our path led us through Al Ain, the second largest city in the emirate of Abu Dhabi. We saw several exciting parts of Al Ain, many more than once as we searched for the proper road to our destination. We passed the camel souk and were tempted to stop and purchase one, but decided that our trunk was way too small.

After several wrong turns, we made it to the small village that was our destination. We were excited to see the flora and fauna there, as there is quite a lack of those in Dubai. After some guidance from the locals, we discovered a deep and narrow canyon that was supposedly created by an earthquake. And what is the best thing to do when you find a deep canyon? Figure out a way down of course! So our afternoon of climbing up mountains morphed into trekking down holes. But it was fun all the same. Sarah and I, apparently grossly underestimated by the males in our party, conquered the hole with fierce determination. What is it with men thinking that women can’t do anything?

Well, I must say that crawling into a hole, no matter how large, lacks the awe-inspiring moment that you get when summiting a mountain. There is much less to look at, and in kind of smells funny, but it’s a new experience, and a whole new slew of critters, that’s for sure. You definitely wouldn’t want to pack a picnic or anything though.

We weren’t aware that this wasn’t our only planned stop, so we opted out of driving up a mountain at 10:30 pm, and decided to stop in Al Ain for shisha instead, then head home. Wranglers are fun for off-roading and the like- but road trips with 5 in the car- maybe not quite as much fun. You get a little stir-crazy. The shisha hit the spot.

Luckily, our trip home was much faster.

Saturday was a different kind of adventure- the urban kind. Shady and I (mostly me, I admit) decided it would be fun to venture to Ikea- just to check things out, and dream about a home with fancy things like ovens, shower curtains and freezers. Ikea in Dubai is located in Festival City- which basically is one big pile of construction. So once we figured out how to get to the area (we are still new at the roads) it took us a while longer to navigate through the construction sites and half-built streets. I have never been so happy to reach a parking ramp.

I have gotten quite used to window shopping here. But you have to be in the right frame of mind, otherwise its just depressing. I like that Ikea gives you those mini pencils and lists to write down the stuff you want. You are supposed to use them to find your items in the warehouse- but I use them as a wish list. It somehow seems like a more active approach to window shopping. Instead of me saying- “Wow, I like that, but I will never be able to afford it, so I’ll keep walking”- I can say “Wow, I like that. Let me stop and write the information on my handy-dandy list”. Of course- the end result is the same. I don’t buy anything. But this way at least I can bring home my little list and feel like I got something at the store. It doesn’t really make much sense, I know. But most things in my life don’t.

My excursions into fantasy-land never last very long though. This one was ended when I returned home and washed laundry in the sink. Who am I?

-The poorest girl in Dubai

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

you and I were meant to be

I remember the first encounter I ever had with a cockroach.

It was in Jen & Dan's apartment the night I arrived in Egypt for the first time. Everyone was asleep, and I woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. There, inside the bathtub was some sort of creepy-crawly. It was bright red, and scurrying all around the tub. I was caught off-guard. I didn't know what to do about this creature.

I couldn't kill it- I didn't want to go near it. But I didn't think I could sleep knowing that we were co-existing in the same house. Such a dilema.

I ended up standing there, frozen, doing nothing until it crawled back down the bathtub drain. I decided that it was best to think that it left the house and the little critter would not even consider crawling back out of that drain, out of the bathtub, and down the hallway to the living room where I was supposed to be sleeping. Sometimes ignorance, even if it is feigned, is bliss.

Apparently that was a turning point in my life. Little did I know then that this would not only become a mroe frequent occurence, but that on a scale of 1-to-cockroach- he was only about a 2.5.
Sometimes I can't imagine that I actually went 21 entire years without encountering cockroaches. I had a cockroach-free intergection again upon returning to Minnesota for my final year of school, but since then, they have remained a significant part of my life.

Are we destined to be together forever? Is it fate?
Only time will tell.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

the heat is on

111 F at noon in April, and me in a black turtle-neck.
Yippes.

If this blog goes stale (not that its that fresh right now) by June- you'll know it's because I have melted.

Saturday, April 15, 2006

Looking high, looking low. Lookin' everywhere you go.

I am slightly home sick as I sit at work on this Easter Sunday.

I guess I haven't had a traditional easter in many years, I always had to work that weekend during college, but when I think of Easter, I still think about the way it was when I was younger. That's also the benefit of having a younger sibling. Those traditions that you are supposed to be 'too cool for' as you get older, are still ok to do when you have a little kid around.

My little sister had a kids songs holiday tape when she was little. I always get the songs from the respective holidays stuck in my head whenever they come around. Hence the title of this post.

If I were home, at my mom's house that is, and it were 5 or 6 years ago, well... I guess I would still be sleeping. But in a few hours I would wake up, or my little sister would wake me up, to look for our easter baskets, maybe we would even play the aformentioned song for inspiration. Having discovered our treasures, we would get ready and go to church, the Easter service was always a good one, and then head to a relatives for Easter dinner. The whole family would gather, all bringing some part of the traditional feast. My family would always bring jello (jelly for the rest of the world) jigglers, which are really fun to make, but personally, I think they are gross to eat. In the last few years we got really fancy and would make those 3D egg shaped ones. Ok, I guess those aren't exactly traditional, but a tradition in my family. :)

I was often in charge of the easter egg hunt, as I am the oldest girl on every side of my family, and the boys weren't very much help. I would go retrieve the plastic eggs that my mother and I had spent hours stuffing with candy and treats, and hide them around the yard. Most of them you had to put in fairly obvious places at ground level for the very small children, but it was fun to get creative with a few of them, make it a little more challenging for the older ones. We always worked out the number of eggs so each cousin would get 10 or 12 or some equal number depending on how ambitious we were during the egg-stuffing phase, but it inevitably happened that at the end of the hunt, someone would be short an egg. After ensuring with my mother, who counted them 20 times beforehand, the entire family would end up searching for the elusive egg. The people that hid them would check all the spots they could remember, but after hiding 200+ eggs, you tend to forget what you did with most of them. Once someone finally found the egg, which was usually my brother for some reason (I began to suspect him after a while), we would retire to the house for the meal.

And what a meal! Everything you could ever possibly want. Of course my favorite was always the cheesy potatoes. I left the ham and the jigglers (maybe I had something against pig-products?) for the others.

All in all it was always a fun day, and usually we were left with more candy than a normal person could consume.

I have been trying to rack my brain over what I could do to celebrate the day here, in my own small way. Something that doesn't cost any money, and that I can get here. Well, I guess you ca get anything you want here, so its mainly the money thing. I was considering making easter baskets for people, but funds don't permit. Maybe I will make dinner tonight and hide the plates somewhere in the house for us to find. That could be fun. But also messy. And the house is a little too small for much creative hiding. I was thinking of making some sort of traditional meal, but without an oven, most easter-related foods are slightly difficult.

I think I just need some time to get the creative juices flowing. If I think of a good way, I will be sure to let you know, so those others who are celebrating Easter far from home can have a jolly day as well.

Happy Easter everyone!

Thursday, April 13, 2006

Guidelines for smiteing

Although originally set to Dr. Laura, I would suggest this be shared with all fundamentalists who believe that according to Leviticus18:22 homosexuality is an abomination and cannot be condoned underany circumstance. This open letter penned by an east coast resident,which was posted on the Internet is funny, as well as informative:

Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate.

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the otherspecific laws and how to follow them:

  • When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates apleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
  • I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned inExodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
  • I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanness - Lev.15:19- 24. The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.
  • Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?
  • I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?
  • A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is anabomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?
  • Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?
  • Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev.19:27. How should they die?
  • I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
  • My uncle has a farm... He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyesterblend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? - Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them todeath at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal andunchanging.

Thanks to Karen for sending this amusing letter my way. Bottom line for me: your lifestyle, be it what you wear, where you live, your faith, your favorite color or your sexual preference, is your choice. As long as it doesn't affect my rights or my ability to live out my lifestyle, do whatever makes you happy. Isn't that the point of life afterall?

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

the best things in life are free

I am intrigued by the idea of Islamic Banking. How does it work? How is it profitable?
I know that according to Shariah, it is haram to charge or gain interest with the idea (basically, to my understanding) that money itself shouldn’t make money. What I don’t know, is how Islamic banks benefit while adhering to the Islamic Law.
As much as I would like to believe that bankers are in it out of the goodness of their hearts… I know someone has to be profiting somehow.
Perplexing. This is the stuff they should have taught me in all those economic classes.

Some parts make sense.
For instance, I found an article about the Islamic Bank of Britain and their new youth savings plans that had this explanation:

It is based upon the Muslim principle of Mudaraba, which is a contract between two parties, one who provides the funds (customer) and the other who provides the expertise (Islamic Bank of Britain). Investment monies provided by customers will be used in Halal transactions, with profits shared equally between the bank and customer.

Ok, that makes sense. It’s a business transaction. Two parties each bring something to the table, one could not complete the transaction without the other, so they share the reward. Fair enough.

In other sources, I saw discussed the topic of Shirkah (partnership). This seems similar to the principles on which credit unions are run.
But still…
What about loans?

Most of the explanations I read seem like they are basically doing the same thing, just using different words. Although I suppose that’s really what is happening in the first part too.

So is it really any different? Or are Islamic banks simply justifying their actions differently than others?
Seems they would have good reason to do so, because in certain places (like the UAE) Islamic banks, and banks that offer Islamic banking services in addition to their regular banking, are growing much faster than traditional banks. Clearly that means they are making money somehow.

fast food gets faster?

The constant struggle to increase efficiency.

Sunday, April 09, 2006

and I would click my heels, and the trees would kneel

today for work I had to call a bunch of companies in Saudi to ask them a little question.
It was much more difficult than I expected however, as sometimes it took me 10 minutes and 25 transfers to get someone who could understand me well enough.
I need to work on my arabic.
And my self-consiousness.

Thursday, April 06, 2006

yummy, yummy, yummy, I've got love in my tummy

I know there is a lot of debate around this topic, but I have made the official decision:
Hummus
is actually the world's most perfect food.
Its not the incredible edible egg, or whatever used that catch phrase-
its hummus.

My love affair with hummus began many years ago.
Armed with the recipe from my eccentric vegetarian Human Relations professor, I spread the hummus love to whomever I was able. I think hummus has made a difference in many lives.

In Dubai I eat hummus nearly every day. Not only because it is cheap, although that is a factor, but becuase it is fabulous.

It is such a versatile food. You can have it the traditional way, with pita bread. You can dip vegetables in it. You can put it on a sandwich. You can add any sort of flavor your heart desires to jazz it up a bit. You can spread it on a bagel. You can have it with chips. It is also the perfect complement to be mixed in fork by fork with many dishes. Its an appetizer, a main course, a side dish, a dessert? (thats a matter of personal preference).

My personal favorite hummus creation was a pita pocket with hummus, fresh mushrooms, alfalfa and baby spinach all topped off with a little raspberry vinagrette dressing. Delightful!

So, next time you are enjoying a portion of hummus, share some with your neighbor. Spread the love.

if thats moving up then I'm moving out

I need to find a new place for my pictures, since flickr is not UAE-approved.
Any suggestions?