on the shore of this uncharted desert isle...

I decided that I hate driving in florida.
All the drivers are terrible.
The roads suck.
Mapquest is out to get me.
Its a sad situation.
And I have to drive a lot for my job- in addition to a killer commute- no good.

So I have decided that the next place I move should be free of cars. Or at least me driving them. But I would prefer the entirely free of cars option.
This is my idea: I think I am going to buy an island.
I could go here, or here...
WikiHow has a nice little how-to guide that might guide me in the right direction.

See! Its not a pipe dream!
I could actually do it.

And don't worry. I'll have a special little area of hammocks that fellow nomads can use if they happen-by.