But what does it all mean, Basil?

Something that I will never learn how to do:
Actually turn on my anti-virus software. If you click on it enough times it eventually turns back on... somehow... mysteriously...
Its lifes great debate- which is really wiser:
a- wasting 5-45 seconds everytime my software updates itself trying to turn it back on
b- wasting a while- 30 minutes- a couple hours- who knows?- all at once to figure out how to actually do it.
That kind of stuff is something I always thought I could pay someone to do for me- that and accounting, and cooking. Sometimes I forget that I am planning to be poor forever.