that dreamy look in your eye gives me a tropical contact high

At the doctor today I had to wear a hospital gown. Might have been my first time. I went in for a persistent cough. Is that standard?

I think someone is playing ping-pong in the meeting room down the hall. I am intrigued.

I think I need to have my ass kicked. Like really. Someone to physically hurt me. I'm starting to doubt my 'violence doesn't solve anything' mantra. I'll have to try to find someone who doesn't like me and make them angry. This might prove difficult since I am so loveable...