in the spirit of all nights that start out with one martini and turn into 4

last night I drug Kait and Connie to the mill with me (it wasn't very hard to convince them)- among other reasons I felt the need to go because apparently they cannot make a good martini in Cali, so I was in serious need of cosmo redemption.
As we were swapping stories and being silly I asked the girls if they had heard about the recent chimpanzee attack. They hadn't... so I decided to describe the situation.
You can read about the story if you feel so inclined.
Through our discussion of the situation a question came up that we did not feel we had the collective knowledge to answer. So we decided to call in reinforcements. Several friends were called up, many within the nomadlife community- you can find the question and results on Connie's blog.

Thanks to everyone who participated in this very important survey.
But I will say that my favorite answers were from 3 of my calls:
Arnaub: "physically no, but emotionally you are fucked"
Claude: "emotionally, but not physically" (sorry Kristi, that I interupted your convo for this)
Shady: "Is it the left or right?"
And the one random creepy guy in the bar who we made the mistake of asking whose answer I shall not write here.